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Spoofs Caption Contest 31


Here is the winning entry along with the other humorous captions that were entered.



"There are 200,000 spoofs ready, with a million more well on the way. All these spoofs have been genetically altered to create immense bouts of laughter in all who encounter them."


Lama Su: "We have two billion clones ready for battle..." Obi-Wan: "What fascinates me more is the quality of these holograms. The detail is amazing, and they are the absolute first holograms I've seen that aren't blue."

Lama Su and Obi Wan had to end the tour when the Ewoks starting sing "It A Small World After All."

Lama Su:And to my right, is a replica of the best website on the internet.

Lama Su:"...And if you'll look there, you'll see yourself flying a car..."

Lama Su: "The Kamino system erased from all the databanks? You're right! It's not even here!"

Obi-wan: "Lama, how do you do that? I sense no presence o the force in you?" Lama Su: "Don't need the force to hold up the Death Star, I just use wall paper."

"The Album of Obi-wan tour" Lama Su:And here we see Coruscont where Anakin gave you a new hair dew... Lama Su: And right over here, we see where you were struck down by Vader .... Obi-wan: Good times, Good times.....

Obi-Wan: While your biodome of the galaxy is impressive, your clones must be confused when they get out and find that these locations are actually a number of planets spread across millions of light years. Lama Su: Yes...we've found that their aim is hampered by that fact. Only slightly though. Lama Su: You see Master Jedi, we started with miniature clones, but soon their growth stimulation was out of control and they formed this amazingly familiar colony.

Lama Su: For educational purposes, we place geographical halo-murals on the nursery walls.

Lama Su: As you can see, we have a very advanced Halographical archive of the galaxy, any questions about the galaxy can be answered here. Obi-Wan: I see. What's that large floating sphere that looks like a space station? Lama Su: We're.............not at liberty to say...............

Lama SU: And if I'm not mistaken, Master Kenobi, it's your apprentice who is destined to take over all these worlds? Obi-Wan: Uh.... no.

Epcot Center of the Star Wars world.

Lama Su:"Of course we're not on the map! We're so big, you can just see us from anywhere!!!"

Lama Su: Here is your website. Magnificent, isn't it? Obi: It sure is! Be sure to thank Mr. Simmons for me!

Lama Su: "And before you look, remember: No force telekinesis allowed, you could damage the scene."

Obi Wan: I can see my house from here!

Judging her map to be in error, Obi-Wan fired Lama Su as Council Cartogropher.

Both lama su and obi-wan had yet to realize that with the death star aiming at it, that cloud city was about to become the second tally mark on the death star's kill list.

lama su shows obi-wan that worlds really can collide...

Obi-wan was distracted from lama su's babbling by the eggshell looking device that his neck was sticking out of...

Lama Su: Here is your clone army.....wait, George, are you even trying to direct anymore?

Lama Su: We don't charge THAT much for our clones.... we just wanted to buy a few things ::tries to block Obi-wan's vision::

Here we have our miniature train display...

lama su: sign here please mr.kenobie thank you. the star wars complete world set for all your star wars action figure fun time is here! Obi-Wan: Yay!

Obi Wan: Why don't clone cool Jedi knights? Ya know? Like Yoda? Lama Su: Do you know how expensive the copyright infringement lawsuits would be if we cloned Yoda 2 billion times?!